Out of the Frying Pan and into the Kabong!!!! (Part the Second)

Speaking of conservatives who just can't help making the most relevant fact about the junior senator from Illinois the color of his skin, here's the latest from one of Pajamas Media's bloggers:

Top 9 rejected Barack Obama campaign slogans / candy bar ideas [1]

1. “I feel your pain. You fucking White Devils.”
2. “The US is from Mars, the UN is from Venus!”
3. (tie) “Election 2008: Help a Bruthah out?” / Almond Rapture
4. (tie) Mounds. Caused by the remains of 600,000 innocent Iraqis slaughtered by our troops and left to lie stinking in the earth / Hopeitude and Nuttiness Crunch
5. “Pain is just weakness leaving the public sector”
6. Authentic Chocolate Bar. No, Really. I’m Being Serious
7. “Freedom’s just another word for ‘outmoded and selfish individualism foisted on us by a bunch of dead white males, the majority of whom owned slaves and treated their women as objects.’ Oh, and also ‘nothing left to lose.’”
8. 100,000 Dollar Rezko Bar
9. (tie) Blow! / “Remember: You can’t say USA without you, esse!

High. Larious.

tip of the hat to absinthe sam