War on Sexual Continence: Conservatives on the case

Here's a new site to bookmark and check back often [1]. It promotes the book Brotherhood of the Disappearing Pants: A Field Guide to Conservative Sex Scandals, [2] and promises frequent updates—as well it must, if it is to keep, um, abreast of Republicans' swelling, um, er...etc., etc., etc.

Thanks, folks! You've been a great audience! I'll be here all week...

I'm sorry.

Here's a snippet [3] from an Amazon reviewer wittier than I:

"Someday, an expose of these sort of issues done by the democrats will be published. I look forward to that pamphlet."