Stop Paying People to Use Your Kids

Would you turn your child over for a Flapperwoozlejackspit?

Not if you didn't know what it was, right?

I wish parents would stop entrusting their children to total strangers to do God-knows-what with.

When was the last time you sat through a high-school class?

I did it last month. I wanted to hit myself in the head with a hammer.
The information was meaningless and irrelevant, the teacher was boring, the seat was confining, and I couldn't make a sound for an entire forty-five minutes.

No wonder your children are angry.

No wonder they hate you when they grow up.

I love my parents, but a part of me still hates them for selling me into the school system.

Although the ironic thing is, they had to pay for it.

Today, parents pay taxes for the education of their children.
Then they pay tutors and private teachers to educate their children.
Then they pay colleges to educate their children.

And they pay psychiatrists and psychologists to medicate their children.

Then they pay me to fix their children.
And teach them how to educate their children.

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