Help Please, I Want To Be a Thieving Banker

After watching the financial meltdown I have decided on a career in banking though I realize I am a bit too honest at the moment and need to sleaze down a bit. Well a lot actually.

Unfortunately I am not an amoral grasping greedy psychopath so I will need to work on this. I was hoping there was a University course in 'Greedy Bastardism' or 'evil psychotic investment strategies' or perhaps 'Shafting Democracy For Profit'

Does anyone have any suggestions about courses and any helpful tips?

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