Aesthetic Affirmative Action

The reviews are in: American Carol, the conservative "comedy" about the liberal plot to ban the Fourth of July, is the worst film in the history of celluloid.

But according to our conservative friends, you've no less than a duty to see it anyway, because we've got a culture war to win, dammit!

(More here—note especially the trope of "courage" as it pertains to consuming conservative culture.)

[UPDATE: Mrs. Big Con, her nose so high in the air she needs an oxygen tank to breathe, points out that our valiant foemen can't manage to spell the name "Micheal" right.]